Game Reviews

‘Metroid: Samus Returns’ Game Review: Samus Is Back

Metroid, named after the fact that the player kills a Metroid at least once per game, has never been more…

7 years ago

‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ Game Review: Raising The Kart-Racing Gold Standard

Mario Kart is a brand that’s synonymous with Nintendo’s hardware. Known for its entertaining multiplayer, the series consists of whimsical…

7 years ago

‘Annihilation’ (Wii U) Game Review: Survive An Onslaught Of Design Flaws

Annihilation is the latest game from indie developer TreeFall Studios. Eli Brewer is the studio's head, and while his earliest games…

7 years ago

The ‘Cuphead’-Dean Takahashi Debate: Is Gaming Journalism a Joke?

With Cuphead on the rise (or forgotten in the void, depending on when you’re reading this), let’s address the events…

7 years ago

‘Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite’ Game Review: “Infinitely Disappointing”

Marvel vs Capcom Infinite is a huge failure. If you’re not interested in hearing me complain about a video game…

7 years ago

‘Pokemon Shuffle’ Game Review: The Superior App

What kind of loser downloads a Pokémon edit of Bejeweled? This stupid loser, you Pokemon Go normie. This is a…

7 years ago

‘Oh… Sir! The Insult Simulator’ Game Review: Wholesome Non-Violent Fun

Video games often boast that they give the player a variety of ways to get to their end goal, yet…

7 years ago

New Nintendo 2DS XL Review: A Solid System To Enjoy A Great Library

Nintendo’s new generation of hardware was marked with the arrival of the Nintendo Switch. The system’s dual categorization of blurring…

7 years ago

Nintendo Switch Review: Playing With Power & Convenience

Nintendo is one of the leading corporations in the video game industry. From their 1981 hit Donkey Kong to the…

7 years ago

‘Rogue Legacy’ Game Review: For Advanced Gamers

When dying continuously in a video game, one often experiences annoyance, anger, and a strong need to give up in…

7 years ago